i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets
“I am always in love.”— Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
girl he’s not mysterious he just doesn’t know himself well enough to have a clear cut personality complete with nuances and strong values
